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S.S. Malarkey
  • Type: Cargo Ship

S.S. Malarkey is a cargo ship who tells stories that, true to his namesake, are nothing but malarkey. His special cargo consists of magic flying powder (bags of sand), a giant sea monster (a pile of seaweed) and a flag from Scatatini. He asked Hank if he wanted to go to Sandy Cove, but Hank turned his offer down.He only appeared in the episode Hank's funny feeling.